METAL PUMPKIN SEARCH WITH THE WITCHZARD PUG.

‘Tis the time of year for ALL things pumpkin. Pumpkin coffee, pumpkin food, pumpkins to carve, and pumpkins to smell like. It also marks the annual METAL PUMPKIN legacy that I have tried to uphold for the past few years. Basically METAL PUMPKIN is the anti-stereotypical jack-o-lantern. *There’s also a small ceremony Leopold holds to summon the evil powers that create a METAL PUMPKIN. It’s no big deal and only involves a little blood and Satan.

Evidence 1: Grim Reaper Pumpkin is METAL PUMPKIN
Evidence 1: Grim Reaper Pumpkin is METAL PUMPKIN
Leopold has to become WITCHZARD PUG to summon the METAL PUMPKIN spirits.
Leopold has to become WITCHZARD PUG to summon the METAL PUMPKIN spirits.

But, I’m getting ahead of myself. I as the WITCHZARD PUG keeper had to go scope out potential METAL PUMPKINS. So I brought along my DH4L comrade – Sara and we went to the Goebbert’s Family Pumpkin Patch and Festival.

The Lovely Goebbert's Farm outside Woodstock, IL.
The Lovely Goebbert’s Farm outside Woodstock, IL.

In search of METAL PUMPKIN....
In search of METAL PUMPKIN….

I was marked by the Patch, but my METAL SPIDER was still keeping me focused on my job for the WITCHZARD PUG.
I was marked by the Patch, but my METAL SPIDER was still keeping me focused on my job for the WITCHZARD PUG.
I asked this Alpaca if he knew of the METAL PUMPKIN. Since he knows about some amazing yarn GFK uses on the regular.
I asked this Alpaca if he knew of the METAL PUMPKIN. Since he knows about some amazing yarn GFK uses on the regular.
I knew the power of the METAL PUMPKIN was strong when I stumbled upon bunnytown and they had such sadistic symbols.
I knew the power of the METAL PUMPKIN was strong when I stumbled upon bunnytown and they had such sadistic symbols.
Furs... so sadistic.
Furs… so sadistic.
The outing at first was peaceful, but then....
The outing at first was peaceful, but then….
...the clouds began to roll in knowing I was doing work for the WITCHZARD PUG.
The clouds began to roll in knowing I was doing work for the WITCHZARD PUG.
I was skeptical this place held METAL PUMPKIN powers.
I was skeptical this place held METAL PUMPKIN powers.
This one unleashed a small amount of evil METAL.
This one unleashed a small amount of evil METAL.
...but, alas - there were no METAL pumpkins here. At 39 cents a pound it was hard to summon METAL at this pumpkin patch.
…but, alas – there were no METAL pumpkins here. At 39 cents a pound it was hard to summon METAL at this pumpkin patch.

So METAL PUMPKIN was not at this patch – I have a feeling M.P. will show up at my local Dominick’s or Whole Foods – the SATANIC POWERS OF METAL DOOM are the strongest at Whole Foods on North Ave especially.

I bought apples and sauerkraut. Kind of METAL, but more just healthy.
I bought apples and sauerkraut. Kind of METAL, but more just healthy.

Advertisements

One thought on “METAL PUMPKIN SEARCH WITH THE WITCHZARD PUG.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s